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(Message started by: mynm156 on Oct 7^th, 2005, 8:39pm)

Title: Corrective surgery
Post by mynm156 on Oct 7^th, 2005, 8:39pm

When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?

Title: Re: Corrective surgery
Post by Ronny on Oct 8^th, 2005, 4:33am

The Mule !!!