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(Message started by: Melissa on Oct 4^th, 2005, 7:12am)

Title: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Melissa on Oct 4^th, 2005, 7:12am

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said "No."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting and drank beer whenever he wanted.......

The End

;;D

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 4^th, 2005, 7:22am

God.... It's PERFECT!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Ronny on Oct 4^th, 2005, 3:20pm

I'm so F*** stupid, i said YES :-/

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by LeLimey on Oct 5^th, 2005, 5:11am

on 10/04/05 at 15:20:50, Ronny wrote:

I'm so F*** stupid, i said YES :-/

Me too Ronny :'(
Why? WHY?! What did we think we were DOING?!! ::)

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by burnt-toast on Oct 5^th, 2005, 6:33am

Wifee said yes and I still get to do all these things?

Well... except for the beer - gives me a terrible H/A.

Did we mess up the forces of the universe?

Tom

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by mynm156 on Oct 5^th, 2005, 10:39am

Yeah! I said yes a SECOND time!!!! [smiley=bigcry.gif]

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Ronny on Oct 5^th, 2005, 4:06pm

on 10/05/05 at 10:39:03, mynm156 wrote:

Yeah! I said yes a SECOND time!!!! [smiley=bigcry.gif]

Muahahahaha.

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Jeepgun on Oct 5^th, 2005, 4:51pm

on 10/05/05 at 10:39:03, mynm156 wrote:

Yeah! I said yes a SECOND time!!!! [smiley=bigcry.gif]

Masochist. Hrmph... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 5^th, 2005, 8:17pm

I enjoyed that and I have Denny's permission to say so.

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by sandie99 on Oct 16^th, 2005, 4:47am

It can't be THAT bad.... ::) Most people still say "yes"... ;)

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2005, 5:05am

on 10/05/05 at 20:17:30, AussieBrian wrote:

I enjoyed that and I have Denny's permission to say so.

Denny did you really give him permission to enjoy himself? Whats up girl?! Are you okay?! Come and tell auntie Helen all about it ;)

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by DennyM on Oct 16^th, 2005, 5:35am

Helen, I must tell you that Brian is just the most caring and considerate man I've ever met. He's a hard worker, a great provider, fabulously intelligent and humourous, and stunningly good looking.

He gives unstintingly of himself to others less fortunate, is excellent with children and kind to animals.

Couldn't ask for more and I always allow him a little enjoyment while the dishes are done, the kitchen's clean and the bed made.

Just so long as I get my cuppa in bed each morning.

Den.

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by DennyM on Oct 16^th, 2005, 6:00am

Oooohhh! The bastard!! I just saw my name on the message board and thought I'd better log in and see what I'm supposed to have written.

Brian has a PhD in Bullshit - and I didn't even know he knew my password!

This is the second time this week he's invented Fairy Tales of his own. He had a skin-cancer removed from his nose - required stitches. He's been busy telling everyone on the island that I hit him. (Pity I didn't!)

As for all that nonsense about him doing the dishes, making the bed etc. - eat your hearts out Brothers Grimm! Stand back and make way for a true master of the art!

He'll do penance for this! Just as soon as I can think of something fittingly dastardly. Any suggestions??

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by LeLimey on Oct 16^th, 2005, 10:53am

Don't worry Denny.. we all knew that pile of poo had his name all over it!
He deserves chastising severely for abusing your good name like that. Mind you I do have to respectfully point out that he HAs made his bed (although whether he likes lying it it is a matter for debate! ;) )
I think punishments for errant husbands deserves a whole thread of its own on the general board don't you?!

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Chillrmn1 on Oct 16^th, 2005, 4:09pm

LOL! Ahh Brian............You have to cover your tracks better than that mate! ;-)

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by AussieBrian on Oct 16^th, 2005, 7:55pm

Lies and damned lies! I didn't do nuttin. It's a setup and I wasn't there anyway. The butler done it and I don't know her password at all, treely rooly.

She's just angry with me because I let her lie in and her tea got cold while I was re-polishing inside the pelmets at her demand.

And then you believe her and not me!!! Bloody insult.

Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by LeLimey on Oct 17^th, 2005, 6:24am

Time to change your handle to "Brian the Busted" mate!
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Title: Re: Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by vietvet2tours on Oct 18^th, 2005, 9:30pm

four times