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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Sep 29^th, 2005, 9:15pm)

Title: KIDS....They have all the answers...
Post by daffyswacky on Sep 29^th, 2005, 9:15pm

1) A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".
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2) A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew pictures. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently,
she asked what the drawing was? The little girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the little girl replied, "They will in a minute."
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3) A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without hesitating one little boy (the oldest in his family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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4) A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clear, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn all red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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5) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor." A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead !"

Title: Re: KIDS....They have all the answers...
Post by sandie99 on Oct 1^st, 2005, 2:46am

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