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(Message started by: Tiannia on Sep 28^th, 2005, 12:07pm)

Title: Be careful what you tell your kids
Post by Tiannia on Sep 28^th, 2005, 12:07pm

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying
Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned
to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and
cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her
son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully
asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs
and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby
planes?"
The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell
you to ask me that?"
The little boy admitted that she did.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby
planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Now, let your mother explain that to you."

Title: Re: Be careful what you tell your kids
Post by mynm156 on Sep 29^th, 2005, 1:31pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

SO DO I!!!! ;)