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(Message started by: Frank_W on Sep 19^th, 2005, 10:09am)

Title: At the pearly gates....
Post by Frank_W on Sep 19^th, 2005, 10:09am

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground."

I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."

Title: Re: At the pearly gates....
Post by giffy76 on Sep 19^th, 2005, 10:16am

Ooops

Title: Re: At the pearly gates....
Post by pattik on Sep 19^th, 2005, 10:18am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: At the pearly gates....
Post by burnt-toast on Sep 19^th, 2005, 11:24am

Mistakes are made
We can't deny
But they're only made
By the ones who try

Tom