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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Sep 17th, 2005, 6:56am)
Title: Enlightening experience
Post by burnt-toast on Sep 17th, 2005, 6:56am
In the back woods of Arkansas, Bubba's wife went into labor.  It was the the middle of the night but the doctor came out to assist in the delivery.

To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Now you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.

"Whoa there Bubba!" said the doctor as the young man began to relax.  "I think there's yet another one, get that light back up here."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another baby.

"Here comes another one!" cried the doctor as the Bubba was again just begining to relax.

Scratching his head in bewilderment, Bubba said. "Doc, If'n ya don't mind, I'm gonna blow out this here lantern, I think the lights attractin' em"
Title: Re: Enlightening experience
Post by sandie99 on Sep 18th, 2005, 2:00pm
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