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(Message started by: Ree on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:43pm)

Title: Funeral procession.......lol
Post by Ree on Sep 6^th, 2005, 8:43pm

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>
> FUNERAL PROCESSION (DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END It's great!)
>
> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> about 50 feet behind the first one.
>
> Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
> leash.
>
> Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single
> file.
>
> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
> woman walking the dog and said,
> "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
> you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
>
> "My husband's."
>
> "What happened to him?"
>
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>
> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
> when the dog turned on her."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
> women.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Get in line."
>
> A Woman's Prayer:
>
> Dear Lord, I pray for...
> Wisdom, to understand a man;
> Love, to forgive him and;
> Patience, for his moods.
> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
> I'll just beat him to death.<

Title: Re: Funeral procession.......lol
Post by LeLimey on Sep 7^th, 2005, 4:09am

Oh I love it Ree.. especially the prayer! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Funeral procession.......lol
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Sep 7^th, 2005, 5:36am

Amen! ;;D

Title: Re: Funeral procession.......lol
Post by sandie99 on Sep 9^th, 2005, 11:42am

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