Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> Pearly Gates
        
(Message started by: jcmquix on Aug 31^st, 2005, 8:16am)

Title: Pearly Gates
Post by jcmquix on Aug 31^st, 2005, 8:16am

A very rich man died, when St.Peter came to get him, he asked "Can I take anything with me to Heaven"?...

St.Peter replied "No, you can't take anything with you"..

The man asked St.Peter to ask God, he told St.Peter that while here on earth he was Faithful to God, helped eveyone he could and was a Good Person.

So St.Peter went to God and asked... God said the Man could bring one item into heaven....

So the man went and packed a Suitcase, and went with St.Peter to the Pearly Gates... Upon entering, the man was stopped by the guards at the gates, the Man told the guards that he had premission to bring one item into Heaven....the guards said it was ok, but they needed to inspect the contents.... after they inspected it the man walked away, wondering why the guard was laughing....

The one guard whispers to the other guard, what was in the suitcase ? The other guard replied "Pavement"...

[smiley=crackup.gif]