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Title: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by Frank_W on Aug 29th, 2005, 9:28am THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love After having met you .. I've changed my mind. -------------------------------------- ------------------------------- I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. ------------------------------------------------------------- As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. --------------------------------------------------------------- Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost lifelike! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. ----------------------------------------------------- We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? --------------------------------------------------------- Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday So we're having you put to sleep. ---------------------------------------------------------- So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay. |
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by pattik on Aug 29th, 2005, 9:33am [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]Thanks for brightening my morning. I especially liked- Quote:
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by sassy_lady on Aug 29th, 2005, 4:31pm man I'd like to get a couple of those, some if some cases in my life!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by AussieBrian on Aug 30th, 2005, 2:41am Having a great time, Wish you were her. |
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by sandie99 on Sep 3rd, 2005, 2:19am on 08/29/05 at 09:28:02, Frank_W wrote:
Card for clusterheads, no doubt! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by burnt-toast on Sep 3rd, 2005, 7:21am They'd should sell millions of these. :'( [smiley=laugh.gif] Tom |
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Title: Re: Hallmark Cards From Hell Post by Frank_W on Sep 6th, 2005, 9:24am on 08/30/05 at 02:41:00, AussieBrian wrote:
LMAO! "It was a typo! Honest!" ROFL! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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