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(Message started by: Melissa on Aug 29^th, 2005, 1:18am)

Title: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by Melissa on Aug 29^th, 2005, 1:18am

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid
I can't," breathed the bartender.

"Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes, I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room."

;;D

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by LeLimey on Aug 29^th, 2005, 4:28am

who says hygiene and romance don't go together?!! LOL

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 29^th, 2005, 6:51am

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Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 31^st, 2005, 10:59am

Got to make your point any way you can. Might as well have impact. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by giffy76 on Aug 31^st, 2005, 1:01pm

And that's when he looked down and saw the bulge in her dress. She is a he!

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by Frank_W on Aug 31^st, 2005, 1:13pm

Quote:

WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE

Yes they are. Most of them practice to enhance their natural abilities, though.

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by Jimmy B. on Sep 2^nd, 2005, 3:02pm

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww [smiley=hurl.gif]

Title: Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
Post by sandie99 on Sep 3^rd, 2005, 2:10am

Have you seen the toilets in Rome...? :-X
Not THAT bad, but let's just say that the best one was at the airport on the way home... ;;D