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(Message started by: mynm156 on Aug 26th, 2005, 2:58pm)
Title: Not Another Blonde Joke
Post by mynm156 on Aug 26th, 2005, 2:58pm
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
Title: Re: Not Another Blonde Joke
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 27th, 2005, 4:20am
They never pay it you never play!   :-/ [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom


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