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(Message started by: Goblin on Aug 25th, 2005, 11:40am)
Title: No speake inglish
Post by Goblin on Aug 25th, 2005, 11:40am
No Spikka Inglish

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I  come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again  and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex  obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this Country, we don't  speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...... "

"Hey, coola  down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my  frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."


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