Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> Interesting Facts (I think)
        
(Message started by: Bethany1 on Aug 23^rd, 2005, 11:58am)

Title: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by Bethany1 on Aug 23^rd, 2005, 11:58am

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........do pigs have tongues?)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Aug 23^rd, 2005, 8:38pm

Stop fixating on the damned pig! [smiley=laugh.gif] Guess I'm just too old anymore ;;D

What scares me is that all your right handed people are gonna outlive us lefties - damn, that's so not fair!

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by BobG on Aug 24^th, 2005, 8:43am

Quote:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If that is true, my ex-wife could boil a whole pot in about 8 minutes.

Quote:

(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)

Yeah, but, who wants to do it with a pig for 30 minutes.

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 24^th, 2005, 10:33am

on 08/24/05 at 08:43:19, BobG wrote:

If that is true, my ex-wife could boil a whole pot in about 8 minutes.

LMAO!! My mother, too.

Quote:

Yeah, but, who wants to do it with a pig for 30 minutes.

Does she have a cute mouth? :-X

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 24^th, 2005, 4:21pm

http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/pigstore/pigpic.jpg

Here ya go! He's a little cutie, too! ;;D

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by Frank_W on Aug 24^th, 2005, 4:24pm

LMAO!! Reminds me of a recent South Park episode about PETA... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 26^th, 2005, 9:28am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]I can't get the thought of a barn yard full of pigs all twitchin', eye rollin' and oinkin' for 30 min. at a time out of my head. No wonder the castrate most of the males. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by bigAl on Aug 27^th, 2005, 6:27pm

on 08/23/05 at 11:58:08, Bethany1 wrote:

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

Are you sure that pig wasn't female?
If it's a male you should call it a boar.
And who the hell cares how long it can get off!
And who the hell figured out which species do or don't enjoy sex?? Could you document some of this crap???

[smiley=bash.gif]

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by LeLimey on Aug 29^th, 2005, 4:27am

on 08/24/05 at 08:43:19, BobG wrote:

Yeah, but, who wants to do it with a pig for 30 minutes.

Well admittedly most of us wives fantasise about change but what the hell... we're used to you lot now! :-*

on 08/27/05 at 18:27:28, bigAl wrote:

If it's a male you should call it a boar.

Erm.. Yes!! Very true! ;;D I stand corrected, men aren't pigs they are bores.. is that better?! ;)

Title: Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
Post by sandie99 on Sep 3^rd, 2005, 2:25am

Makes you to think again about the insult "you're absolute pig!" doesn't it? [smiley=laugh.gif]

BTW, how about giving a go to "banging head against the wall" - diet... ;;D
Sounds like it was made for clusterheads! ;;D