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(Message started by: daffyswacky on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 3:17pm)

Title: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
Post by daffyswacky on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 3:17pm

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in
progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn
boring lately. We never have any fun anymore. Why,
for $5.00, I'd take off my clothes and streak through
that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady
fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely
naked, streaked through the front door of the flower
show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

Title: Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
Post by Frank_W on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 3:39pm

LMAO!!! Ewwwwww..... ROFL!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 3:51pm

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Title: Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 22^nd, 2005, 4:16pm

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Title: Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 23^rd, 2005, 8:12am

See, there's always hope for success - No matter how old we are. [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom