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(Message started by: BobG on Aug 20^th, 2005, 9:04am)

Title: legal immigrant
Post by BobG on Aug 20^th, 2005, 9:04am

Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration.

The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."

Mujibar said, "I am ready now sir for taking your testing."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Microsoft on the Help Desk.

Title: Re: legal immigrant
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 21^st, 2005, 9:55am

No Sir - The Microsoft help desk and most others are in Pakistan! :-/

Tom