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(Message started by: Frank_W on Aug 19^th, 2005, 11:18am)

Title: Beaver Huntin'!!
Post by Frank_W on Aug 19^th, 2005, 11:18am

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better ..I have an18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

Title: Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
Post by ghost62 on Aug 19^th, 2005, 12:06pm

[smiley=spit.gif]
again you make me clean my screen

Title: Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
Post by JeffB on Aug 19^th, 2005, 1:12pm

No matter how hard I try I can't get a beaver to even lay down.
:-/

Title: Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 21^st, 2005, 10:05am

Everyone knows ya' don't shoot beaver. Ya' have ta' trap it live and club it to get the best value from the fur! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom