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(Message started by: mynm156 on Aug 18^th, 2005, 5:48pm)

Title: The Pearly Gates
Post by mynm156 on Aug 18^th, 2005, 5:48pm

A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream.

"What was that!?" she asks.

"Oh don’t worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings."

"Ouch," she blurts.

Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires.

St. Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo."

Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I’d rather go to hell."

He responds, "No, no you don’t want to do that, you’ll be raped and sodomized there!"

The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"

Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by LeLimey on Aug 18^th, 2005, 8:37pm

:-X

Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by Frank_W on Aug 19^th, 2005, 7:13am

ROFLMAO!!!

Title: Re: The Pearly Gates
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 21^st, 2005, 10:08am

::)Pre-drillin' is the best way to keep your wood from splitin' ::)

Tom