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(Message started by: cher1 on Aug 17^th, 2005, 7:30pm)

Title: joke
Post by cher1 on Aug 17^th, 2005, 7:30pm

how do you turn a dog into a fox?

drink ten pints, lol

cher x

Title: Re: joke
Post by Frank_W on Aug 18^th, 2005, 6:57am

True!

After the 8th pint, this: [smiley=hurl.gif]
turns to this: [smiley=inlove.gif]
courtesy of this:[smiley=me&mb.gif]
and this! (Beer goggles)[smiley=cool2.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: joke
Post by LeLimey on Aug 18^th, 2005, 9:47am

along the same lines as I never went to bed with an ugly bloke so how come I woke up with so many??? [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: joke
Post by ghost62 on Aug 18^th, 2005, 10:16am

Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish ;;D :o :o :o

Title: Re: joke
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 18^th, 2005, 11:23am

on 08/18/05 at 10:16:46, ghost62 wrote:

Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish ;;D :o :o :o

Ditto for the mens

Title: Re: joke
Post by LeLimey on Aug 18^th, 2005, 12:58pm

on 08/18/05 at 10:16:46, ghost62 wrote:

Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish ;;D :o :o :o

In yer dreams.... ::)

Title: Re: joke
Post by Frank_W on Aug 18^th, 2005, 1:05pm

on 08/18/05 at 10:16:46, ghost62 wrote:

Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish ;;D :o :o :o

You may be able to recover the cost of those megadoses of penicillin that you required... :o :-X [smiley=laugh.gif]

"Beauty is but a lightswitch away." [smiley=bag.gif]

Title: Re: joke
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 21^st, 2005, 10:13am

Yeah - but unfortunately the effect is only temporary! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom