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(Message started by: JeffB on Aug 17^th, 2005, 1:55pm)

Title: Dirty Joke
Post by JeffB on Aug 17^th, 2005, 1:55pm

A guy is sitting at a bar when he notices that a rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waiving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, " sorry do you know me?".
She replies " I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says " are you that sripogram on my stag night that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my buddies while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a$$!?"
"No", she replies coldly, " I'm your son's english teacher..."

Title: Re: Dirty Joke
Post by nani on Aug 17^th, 2005, 4:10pm

:o [smiley=spit.gif]

ROTFLMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]