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(Message started by: Redneck on Aug 15^th, 2005, 6:48pm)

Title: Fishin'
Post by Redneck on Aug 15^th, 2005, 6:48pm

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in South Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Deez here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Ya. Avery night I take deez here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the Cajun.
"When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?"
Folks in Louisiana may not be as smart as some, but they aren't as dumb as most.

and one mo' fer luck ;;D

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading
it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my
finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst
of it.
>
> My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek
as a little MG; now they look more like an old Buick.
>
> My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging.
> Seat belts? I gave up all belts when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my
neighborhood.!
>
> Air bags? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes.
Not counting the saddlebags, of course.
>
> I have so many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and
seen many things, but when's the last time an appraiser factored life
experiences against depreciation?
>
> My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up
close.
>
> My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid
and bump into things even in the best of weather.
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> My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
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> It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
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> My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
>
> But here's the worst of it - almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter
..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Title: Re: Fishin'
Post by Frank_W on Aug 15^th, 2005, 7:39pm

LMAO!! The one about the Cajun is really clever! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Fishin'
Post by maffumatt on Aug 15^th, 2005, 8:08pm

I used to work with a cajun from Alexadria who used to tell the story of duck hunting in a preserve and changeing into a suit and tie, and putting on expensive shoes before driveing out. Said he was never checked once on his way out............

Title: Re: Fishin'
Post by Redneck on Aug 15^th, 2005, 9:12pm

Alexandria, probably a "redbone", ain't gonna splain that mix here ;;D Worse than a Chappapella Injun ;) Rather cut you than shoot you!