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(Message started by: Sandy_C on Aug 11^th, 2005, 5:09pm)

Title: Dinner and a Movie
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 11^th, 2005, 5:09pm

DINNER AND A MOVIE

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you
went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him
before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He showed up at my apartment punctually at
7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me
such beautiful flowers! Then, he took me downstairs, and what's there
but a luxury car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he took
me out for dinner, and such a marvelous dinner it was - lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after dinner drinks. Then we went to see a show.
Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure! So then, we came back to my apartment and he turned into
an ANIMAL! Completely crazy, he tore off my expensive new dress, and had
his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! So, are you are telling me I shouldn't go
out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, OF COURSE NOT!!!! I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"