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Title: Be Careful What You Wish For Post by burnt-toast on Aug 6th, 2005, 8:24am It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy went around a narrow trail, he came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. His horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," shouted the snake, "don't shoot- I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't shoot me, I'll grant you three wishes." The cowboy decided to take a chance. He moved safely out of the snake's striking range and said, "OK, first, I'd like to have a face like Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like this here horse." The rattlesnake said, "Granted!, when you get back to the bunk house you will have your three wishes." The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on the run and went straight inside to the mirror. Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted... "Oh My God... I was riding the MARE! Tom |
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Title: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For Post by sandie99 on Aug 6th, 2005, 1:49pm Oops...! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For Post by mynm156 on Aug 6th, 2005, 4:03pm DOAP!!!! |
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Title: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For Post by sassy_lady on Aug 7th, 2005, 8:49pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Be Careful What You Wish For Post by Frank_W on Aug 8th, 2005, 7:50am ROFLMAO!! |
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