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(Message started by: Barry_T_Coles on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 3:05am)

Title: One of the Kids
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 3:05am

A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello
to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my kids !

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse

No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher

Title: Re: One of the Kids
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 3:25am

NOTE TO SELF: always, always let them explain first. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: One of the Kids
Post by Frank_W on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 7:38am

:o OMG!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: One of the Kids
Post by brainfreeze on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 1:34pm

Whoops!!!!

Title: Re: One of the Kids
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5^th, 2005, 2:42pm

Big whoops indeed! I hope the wifey wasn't along... ;;D

Title: Re: One of the Kids
Post by sassy_lady on Aug 5^th, 2005, 3:22pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]