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(Message started by: purpleydog on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 1:46am)

Title: Osama and the Genie
Post by purpleydog on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 1:46am

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osaman Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

Title: Re: Osama and the Genie
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 3:27am

Those three would definitely be Osama's Trio from hell. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Osama and the Genie
Post by Frank_W on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 7:39am

LMAO!!

Awakening with Hillary Clinton would be hellish enough for ANY man! :o [smiley=laugh.gif] :-X

Title: Re: Osama and the Genie
Post by brainfreeze on Aug 3^rd, 2005, 1:36pm

Be careful on what you ask for. You just might get it. ;;D

Title: Re: Osama and the Genie
Post by sandie99 on Aug 5^th, 2005, 2:37pm

on 08/03/05 at 13:36:10, brainfreeze wrote:

Be careful on what you ask for. You just might get it. ;;D

Ditto! ;;D