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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Aug 2^nd, 2005, 8:48pm)

Title: Liberals go to heaven
Post by burnt-toast on Aug 2^nd, 2005, 8:48pm

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore go to heaven after their airplane crashes and are awaiting God's final judgement.

God is sitting on a great throne and addresses Al first. "AL GORE, you have led a decent existence filled with frustrations, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"

Al replies, "I believe I should have been President of the United States, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I have come to understand that."

God thinks for a moment and says, "Very well, come sit at my side"

God then addresses Bill. "BILL CLINTONl, you paid for a life of deceit, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"

Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but never held a grudge against my accusors, and hope no grudges are held against me."

God thinks for a moment and says, "You are forgiven, come sit at my feet"

God then addresses Hillary. "HILLARY CLINTON, your life was a trail of tears from those crushed by your ambitions, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"

Hillary replies, "No sense beating around the bush, you already know I believe you're in my throne!"