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(Message started by: sassy_lady on Jul 29th, 2005, 10:53pm)
Title: Nickel, Dime, Quarter
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 29th, 2005, 10:53pm
A young man goes to his father one nite & asked, how do you have sex, Well said the father, your old enough to know & the easiest way to explain is.
pretend there is a nickel on your left hip, then pretend there is a dime on your right hip, then pretend there is a quarter on your balls, & as you have sex,  move your butt to the nickel, then to the dime & in for the quarter!
well that night the young man went out on a date, his girlfriend & him deside to make love, & as they get started, the young man starts going nickel, dime, quarter, nickel, dime, quarter, nickel, dime, quarter, nickel, dime, quarter,
ALL F--K THE SMALL CHANGE, QUARTER, QUARTER, QUARTER, QUARTER, QUARTER, QUARTER!
Title: Re: Nickel, Dime, Quarter
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 30th, 2005, 9:57am
Youth.......

They never, ever understand the value of counting their change.  :)

Tom  


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