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(Message started by: LeLimey on Jul 29^th, 2005, 12:04pm)

Title: Poor old boy
Post by LeLimey on Jul 29^th, 2005, 12:04pm

I know this one is really bad and I'm going straight to hell but it REALLY made me laugh!!

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?"
The fellow said "No", She said "You will be when the tide comes in".

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by Margi on Jul 29^th, 2005, 12:07pm

LMAO Helen - great joke! I've heard it before, told a lil differently. Packs a lot more punch when the "f" word is used. ;)

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by Iceman on Jul 29^th, 2005, 12:10pm

......I know that guy, his name is Bob............(or it will be when the tide comes in)!

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 29^th, 2005, 12:26pm

See how careing and sensative women are.

If men had come by he wouldn't have gotten a hug and kiss prior to the tide coming in. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 29^th, 2005, 3:38pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by Frank_W on Jul 30^th, 2005, 10:50am

ROFL!! What a poor old buoy... :-X ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif]

/window seat, please. Thanks.

Title: Re: Poor old boy
Post by Jasmyn on Jul 30^th, 2005, 4:54pm

I am :-[ to be [smiley=laugh.gif] so loud!