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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 28^th, 2005, 5:54pm)

Title: Two very bad choices
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 28^th, 2005, 5:54pm

A woman and her husband were hosting a dinner party for major status figures in Italy and France. The wife was very excited and wanted everything to be perfect. At the last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party. So she asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to gather some snails.

As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water a little further up the beach. He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would just come down and talk to me." as he gathered the snails.

Suddenly he looked up, and the woman was standing right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her place. At her apartment a ways down the beach, they started messing around, it got out of hand and he ended up passing out there completely exhausted.

The next morning he awoke and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!". He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket and ran out the door.

He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment and up the stairs. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket which scattered snails all up and down the stairs.

Just then the door opened and he was facing his very angry wife. Not knowing what to do, he looked at the snails all down the steps, looked at his wife, then back at the snails and said: "Come on pick it up guys, we're almost there!"

Tom