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(Message started by: sassy_lady on Jul 27^th, 2005, 12:27pm)

Title: Great Lovers
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 27^th, 2005, 12:27pm

The Italian says,

"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down & gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above ada bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies,

"Zat is nothing, when ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down her body, & zen ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, & she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The Redneck says.

" That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I get out of bed, walk over to the winder & wipe me weener on the curtains.

She hits the freackin ceiling."

Title: Re: Great Lovers
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27^th, 2005, 1:53pm

:-X rednecks shore' knows how to keep it simple :-X

Tom