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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 26^th, 2005, 4:42pm)

Title: Bus Stop Vulgarity
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 26^th, 2005, 4:42pm

At a bus stop two old world Italian men are involved in an animated conversation. A properly dressed woman walks up and seats herself on a bench facing them.

At first she ignores their conversation but is soon drawn into this animated discussion and is appalled by what she overhears.

"Emma’ comes a’ first and den I a’ come. Twoa’ asses a’ come togeder’ and I a’ come again. Den twoa’ asses a’ come togeder’ again, I a’ come again and a’p’ twice. Dena’ I a’ come one more time.

Unable to stand any more, the outraged woman yells, "You have foulest mouth I have ever heard”. "In this country we don't vividly discuss our sex lives in public places!"

"Hey, whatsa’ matta’ for you lady," said the man. "I justa’ teach my friend to spell Mississippi."

Title: Re: Bus Stop Vulgarity
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 27^th, 2005, 7:18am

Two indian doctors in the women's ward. One said, "My good sir, it is spelled w-h-o-m-b." His mate replied, "Most certainly not. It is spelled w-o-o-m-p."

I suggested it might be w-o-m-b and they asked when I'd ever heard an elephant fart underwater.