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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jul 26^th, 2005, 1:29am)

Title: The pretty teacher
Post by mynm156 on Jul 26^th, 2005, 1:29am

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year- old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love," the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you," he said.

"But George," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."

Title: Re: The pretty teacher
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 26^th, 2005, 1:11pm

At least he's practicing safe fantasies. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom