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(Message started by: unsolved1 on Jul 21^st, 2005, 9:02pm)

Title: The New Birds & The Bees
Post by unsolved1 on Jul 21^st, 2005, 9:02pm

The mystery is gone .. How was I born?

A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said
"You've got male!"

Title: Re: The New Birds & The Bees
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 21^st, 2005, 9:06pm

Technology has ruined everything! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: The New Birds & The Bees
Post by sandie99 on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 2:46am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

I got to send this to a friend of mine who is hooked on computers... ;;D

Title: Re: The New Birds & The Bees
Post by Frank_W on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 7:47am

What ever happened to a fun, sweaty game of "Hide The Pickle"? Jeez.... :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The New Birds & The Bees
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 22^nd, 2005, 9:15am

Mate, I'm an absolute nerd-gin where computers are concerned - but even I understood most of that.