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(Message started by: JeffB on Jul 19^th, 2005, 1:12pm)

Title: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by JeffB on Jul 19^th, 2005, 1:12pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell asleep.
Some hours later , Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone ranger replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment then says, " Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologcally, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo
Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beutiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you,Tonto?"
Tonto sat silent for a moment, then says,"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 20^th, 2005, 7:49am

"Tonto, Tonto, I've been bitten on my private parts by a snake. Suck out the poison or I'll die!!"

"Kimo Sabe, you're gunna die."

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 20^th, 2005, 11:37am

Ya' always overlook the simple answers! ;;D

Tom

Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by paul_pero on Jul 21^st, 2005, 9:49am

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Title: Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
Post by sandie99 on Jul 21^st, 2005, 1:27pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I must admit that I liked Lone Ranger's answer a lot more... ;;D