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Title: Cultural differences Post by burnt-toast on Jul 15th, 2005, 2:47pm An American woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with another woman. After years of unsuccessful searching she takes out a personal ad and ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. One thing leads to another and over time they end up meeting, falling in love and getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to make sure she is perfect for her wonderful new husband. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her husband standing in the middle of the room, naked, with all the furniture piled in one corner. "What's going on..... what happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he explains, "but if you're anything like me kangaroo, we're gonna need all the open space we can get!" |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by AussieBrian on Jul 15th, 2005, 8:04pm Greetings from Down Under. |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by burnt-toast on Jul 16th, 2005, 11:13am on 07/15/05 at 20:04:29, AussieBrian wrote:
Forgive me but I immediately thought of posting this one for ya' when I came across it. Got the old double eye roll from the wife when she read this one. Tom |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by AussieBrian on Jul 16th, 2005, 7:19pm on 07/16/05 at 11:13:11, burnt-toast wrote:
No worries, mate, but please understand there's no truth in the old story that we do it by pushing one of the kanga's legs down each of our gum-boots. I mean, I've tried it that way. How can you kiss them? |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by sandie99 on Jul 17th, 2005, 2:42am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 22nd, 2005, 4:27pm There is a respected right wing pro-lifer names Neal Horsley and he said he used to have sex with animals. When Alan Colmes said "surely you arent saying....", he got offended, and said that everyone that grows up in Georgia has sex with animals. I guess, among the religious right, having sex with animals is totally accepted. Seems weird, i know But its true BMonee |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by AussieBrian on Jul 22nd, 2005, 9:38pm You just gotta run real fast to get a good-looking one. |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by giffy76 on Jul 26th, 2005, 8:50am That's just dirty. |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by Frank_W on Jul 26th, 2005, 10:26am on 07/22/05 at 21:38:09, AussieBrian wrote:
Marsupial Molestation Makes Me Mad!! Please join the M.M.M.M.M. today. Mmmmmmm...... Marsupials... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by AussieBrian on Jul 26th, 2005, 10:19pm Mmmmmmmmmmm alright. Better than cats. One got it's back legs out of the bag once. It was a girl cat, of course. Nothing weird about me. |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by mynm156 on Jul 26th, 2005, 11:27pm LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!! |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by Frank_W on Jul 27th, 2005, 7:51am ROFLMAO!! "Brace yerself, Sheila." :-X [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by burnt-toast on Jul 27th, 2005, 2:02pm I liked it better when AB was messin' on critters his own size. It ain't hard to bring sizeable critters in with a salt lick. All ya' needs to do then is keep yer' boots close by. Not that I'd know anything about it or anything like that. Tom |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by AussieBrian on Jul 27th, 2005, 11:43pm on 07/27/05 at 14:02:20, burnt-toast wrote:
You haven't met She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed! And as for Aussie foreplay, it's "Eh. You awake?" Decent, sensitive and caring blokes like myself, of course, usually wait for a reply. |
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Title: Re: Cultural differences Post by Frank_W on Jul 28th, 2005, 8:54am BWAHAHAHA!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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