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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 15^th, 2005, 2:23pm)

Title: Sudden need for a new career
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 15^th, 2005, 2:23pm

A burglar breaks into a house one night and shines his flashlight around looking for valuables. When he pickes up a CD player, a strange voice echoes from the dark, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumpes out of his skin, clicks his flashlight off and freezes.

Hearing nothing more he shakes his head, promises himself a vacation after the next big score, clicks the flashlight on and begins searching for more valuables. Just as he pulles the stereo out to disconnect wires, clear as a bell he hears, "Jesus is watching you,"

Freaked out, he shines his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner he sees a parrot in the beam of his flashlight. "Did you say that?", he demands from the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot squawks, "I'm just warning, awk' warning you, Jesus is watching", The burglar relaxes and asks "well just who are you my feathered friend"?
"Moses," squawaks the parrot. The burglar laughs "What kind of people name a bird 'Moses'?"
"The same kind that name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'.", replies the parrot.

Title: Re: Sudden need for a new career
Post by sandie99 on Jul 17^th, 2005, 2:43am

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Title: Re: Sudden need for a new career
Post by mynm156 on Jul 18^th, 2005, 12:56am

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