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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 13^th, 2005, 9:19pm)

Title: Smart.
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 13^th, 2005, 9:19pm

A man calls home to his wife, "Honey I've been asked to go fishing at a lake in Canada with my boss and several of his business partners. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting. Would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box.

We'll be leaving from the office so I'll just swing by the house and pick my things up. Oh!, one more thing, don't forget to pack my shaving kit and that new cologne I just bought. I want to make a good impression on these guys."

The wife thinks for a moment that this sounds a little fishy for a fishing trip but does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little ragged in appearance and tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, "Yes! tons of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a bunch of Pike. But why didn't you pack my shaving kit and that new cologne I just bought.

"I did, they're in your tackle box."

Title: Re: Smart.
Post by sandie99 on Jul 14^th, 2005, 7:19am

Gotta wonder what he was up to... ::) ;)

Title: Re: Smart.
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 17^th, 2005, 11:30am

on 07/14/05 at 07:19:29, sandie99 wrote:

Gotta wonder what he was up to... ::) ;)

Whatever it was - He clearly has a lot of explainin' to do. [smiley=bash.gif]

Tom