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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 12^th, 2005, 11:20am)

Title: One for those across the Pond
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 12^th, 2005, 11:20am

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in an infrequently visited wine cellar of Windsor Castle. Thinking some well aged wine would help drown some of his current proplems he opens it and a genie pops out.
"For releasing me from my prison, I will grant you one wish", booms the genie.
Charles is ecstatic because just that morning he backed a Range Rover over the Queen's favourite Corgi - squashing it flat. He asks the genie to bring the dog back to life and explains that the Queen would be furious and upset over the accident. The genie examines the dog which is splattered all over the drive and informs Charles that there is nothing he can do and suggests he chuck the dog in a dustbin before anyone else sees it.

Charles then asks the genie if he could instead make his girlfriend Cammilla Parker-Bowles beautiful so that the media would stop poking fun at her looks.

The genie thinks for a moment scratches his head and responds "Fine then..., let's retrieve the Queen's flat little friend from the dustbin and see what we can do"!

Title: Re: One for those across the Pond
Post by sandie99 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 4:07am

;;D