Clusterheadaches.com Message Board


    
      
        Clusterheadaches.com Message Board
        (http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi)
      

        New Message Board Archives >> 2005 Funnies and Jokes >> Historical Vision 
        
(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 11^th, 2005, 1:45pm)

Title: Historical Vision
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 11^th, 2005, 1:45pm

An eccentric billionaire contracted a mural artest to paint a one of a kind mural on his library wall.

Describing his vision for the mural, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff - particularly the old west, and I want you to paint a mural that captures the last thing that went through Custer's mind at the Little Bighorn. I'll be away on business for a month and when I return, I expect to see a completed work of art."

Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a floating cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians engaged in various sexual acts, with more naked Indians apparently raining down from the sky.

Furious, he called the artist, "What the hell is this?" he screamed.

"Why, that's exactly the mural you asked for," said the artist smugly.

"No it's not! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"

"And that's what I painted for you!" replied the artist. "It's called, 'Holy cow, where are all these f*cking Indians coming from?"

Title: Re: Historical Vision
Post by Frank_W on Jul 11^th, 2005, 1:47pm

LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Historical Vision
Post by jcmquix on Jul 11^th, 2005, 2:45pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Historical Vision
Post by sandie99 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 4:08am

;;D

Title: Re: Historical Vision
Post by Sandy_C on Jul 15^th, 2005, 9:47am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]