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(Message started by: nani on Jul 5^th, 2005, 10:30pm)

Title: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by nani on Jul 5^th, 2005, 10:30pm

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first

class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,

gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn't sure why she is shuddering, but goes back to his

reading.

A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a

tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in

her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about

the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She

takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders violently

again. The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed,

and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose,

then shuddered violently! Do you want me to call the stewardess

for you?

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare
condition, and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now

feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious says, "I've

never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him, and says, "Pepper."

;;D

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:01am

[smiley=laugh.gif] who wouldn't? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by Frank_W on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:49am

The least he could have done is lit a candle for her, so things would be a little more romantic. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by pattik on Jul 6^th, 2005, 11:34am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]Bring on the allergens!

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by vietvet2tours on Jul 6^th, 2005, 12:08pm

on 07/06/05 at 11:34:04, pattik wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]Bring on the allergens!

My wife say's she is allergic to me,but definitely not to the point of orgasm.

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by pattik on Jul 6^th, 2005, 6:58pm

on 07/06/05 at 12:08:18, vietvet2tours wrote:

My wife say's she is allergic to me,but definitely not to the point of orgasm.

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Title: Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
Post by sandie99 on Jul 7^th, 2005, 8:06am

[smiley=laugh.gif]