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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jul 5^th, 2005, 4:33pm)

Title: The Enchanted Palm Tree
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 5^th, 2005, 4:33pm

A young beautiful woman, her boorish husband and a young handsome sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a small island cliff and a tall palm tree that stood on it, and yelled, "Stop making love down there!"

After about an hour the sailor had climbed down and the husband asked, "What's the matter with you?" "We weren't making love."

"Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were. "Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled the same cliff and tree, yelled the same thing and spent more and more time there. Finally the husband decided to climb up there and see for himself. With great difficulty, he made his way to the top, climbed the tree and says to himself, "Damn, that sailor's right! It does look like they're making love down there!"

Title: Re: The Enchanted Palm Tree
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 9^th, 2005, 5:45am

It was a sailor saved my wife's life.

I came home to find her on the bed, naked, yelling "I'm coming. God, I'm coming!"

If he hadn't been holding her down I reckon I'd have lost her for sure.

Title: Re: The Enchanted Palm Tree
Post by paul_pero on Jul 9^th, 2005, 9:11am

You gotta keep an eye on them sailors [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Enchanted Palm Tree
Post by sandie99 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 4:15am

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