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(Message started by: LeLimey on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:38am)

Title: Petey the Snake
Post by LeLimey on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:38am

Petey was a snake, only sooo big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't hiss in the pit. If you must hiss, go outside the pit and hiss."

Petey went outside the pit to hiss. Petey was hissing all around, when he finally leaned over a little and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in the pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss in her pit."

Mrs. Pott's was not at home, but he hissed in her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit, Mrs. Pott's came home and found Petey hissing in her pit and said: "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit, go to your own pit and hiss."

This made Petey very sad and he cried all the way home. When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and said, "Petey, what's the matter?"

Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but she was not home so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott's came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit, go to your own pit and hiss.""

This made Petey's mother very angry. She said, "Why that mean old lady. I knew Mrs. Pott's when she didn't have a pit to hiss in!"

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by Ronny on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:56am

[smiley=laugh.gif]
ehehehe,
N1

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 9:16am

How some snakes change....... [smiley=laugh.gif].

Tom

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by sandie99 on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 10:35am

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:28pm

Ah... The snakes have risen and so many have succumbed to HISSteria, that it's really the pits, so in an effort to avoid further HISSY fits, there will now be a policy of manditory HISS-terectomies for all involved. That is all.

*ducking and running out of the room*

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by LeLimey on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:33pm

Hmmm.. looks to me like Fra-aaa--ncis is admitting everything is HISSSS fault!! ::)

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:34pm

Fra-aa-ncis? LMAO!! Careful, lest I hiss in thy pit!!

(Wait: That sounds vaguely obscene... LMAO!)

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by LeLimey on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:36pm

Poor old Fra-aa-ancis.. hasn't even got a pot to hiss in... :P

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:39pm

Nor a window to throw it out of.

-Frankie da' Poor Boy

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 7:54pm

We had a piggery for many years and the effluent dam was called the shig pit.

I made the name up in a hurry when Gran was visiting and it just stuck.

Title: Re: Petey the Snake
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 10:59pm

on 07/02/05 at 19:54:52, AussieBrian wrote:

...and it just stuck.

Terrible stuff to try cleaning out of boot soles... [smiley=laugh.gif]