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(Message started by: JeffB on Jul 1^st, 2005, 2:25pm)

Title: Some Messages left on Michael Jacksons phone
Post by JeffB on Jul 1^st, 2005, 2:25pm

" Barbra Walters here. I'll double any interview offer and throw in a giraffe."

" This is your bank--curious about the 12 checks you wrote for "jury bribes"

" Happy Fathers Day from the lab where we artificially inseminated your sham wife."

" Tom Cruise here. I'm calling every person in America to tell them I'm in love with Katie Holmes."

" Hi, it's Saddam Hussein. How do I get one of those idiot juries?"

Have a happy 4th of July to all my American friends and to my friends across the pond......"WE KICKED YOUR BUTTS!" HA HA :P ;;D

Title: Re: Some Messages left on Michael Jacksons phone
Post by LeLimey on Jul 1^st, 2005, 4:12pm

on 07/01/05 at 14:25:55, JeffB wrote:

" " Hi, it's Saddam Hussein. How do I get one of those idiot juries?"

That was my favourite!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Quote:

Have a happy 4th of July to all my American friends and to my friends across the pond......"WE KICKED YOUR BUTTS!" HA HA :P ;;D

No you didn't.. your great great grandfathers kicked the crap out of mine! (I heard from the girl scouts that you personally couldn't kick the skin off a rice pudding!!)
Anyway, having an American Grandma we've always celebrated 4th July and being half Irish too, St Patricks day. I used to go out with a swede so Midusmmer was a big thing... heck.. any excuse for a party works for me! ;;D

Title: Re: Some Messages left on Michael Jacksons phone
Post by mynm156 on Jul 1^st, 2005, 5:48pm

on 07/01/05 at 14:25:55, JeffB wrote:

Have a happy 4th of July to all my American friends and to my friends across the pond......"WE KICKED YOUR BUTTS!" HA HA :P ;;D

HHHHHHmmmmmmmmm who owns Manchester United?

Title: Re: Some Messages left on Michael Jacksons phone
Post by JeffB on Jul 5^th, 2005, 4:35pm

That's it! The next girl scout I see gets an asskicking...I may have to bring friends or weapons....but I'm kicking butt!

Title: Re: Some Messages left on Michael Jacksons phone
Post by Frank_W on Jul 6^th, 2005, 10:51am

LMAO! These are all hilarious.

Hey, did you know that Tom Cruise is in love with Katie Holmes?

(Okay... So I don't watch TV very much...) LOL