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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 30^th, 2005, 7:03pm)

Title: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by mynm156 on Jun 30^th, 2005, 7:03pm

The difference between " GUTS " and " BALLS ":
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom,
and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having
the balls to say, "You're next."

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by burnt-toast on Jul 1^st, 2005, 8:15am

:-X, :o

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by sandie99 on Jul 1^st, 2005, 1:21pm

:o

Next in line: stupidity.

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 6:22pm

No... That's called a suicide attempt that ends up as a near-death experience. LMAO! :o [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 8:32pm

GUTS is sitting quietly while being bawled out for not doing my share of the housework.

BALLS is then asking what's for dinner.

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by Frank_W on Jul 2^nd, 2005, 11:02pm

on 07/02/05 at 20:32:54, AussieBrian wrote:

GUTS is sitting quietly while being bawled out for not doing my share of the housework.

BALLS is then asking what's for dinner.

No... BALLS is actually sitting down and EATING the casserole that has most certainly been lovingly seasoned with a good amount of drain-cleaner. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by AussieBrian on Jul 3^rd, 2005, 6:11am

I'll admit she once phoned me at the pub to tell me dinner was ready and I said, "Nah, just put it in the oven for me".

Should have twigged something was up when she was so sweet about it.

It was a salad.

Title: Re: GUTS vs BALLS
Post by Frank_W on Jul 3^rd, 2005, 3:02pm

LMAO!! [smiley=laugh.gif]