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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jun 28th, 2005, 6:22pm)
Title: Women!
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 28th, 2005, 6:22pm
A man talking with his wife asked. "If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me?"

"Darling, I'll always love you," she said calmly, filing her nails.

"How about if I became crippled and couldn't make love to you any more?" he asked nervously.

"Don't worry, darling, I'll always love you," she told him, buffing her nails.

"If I lost my job as vice president?" Frank went on, "and wasn't pulling six figures any more, would you still love me then?"

Looking at her husband's worried face she replied. "Frank.... like I've said , I will always love you, and I will really miss you too".


Tom
 
Title: Re: Women!
Post by sandie99 on Jul 1st, 2005, 1:22pm
;;D ;)


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