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(Message started by: mynm156 on Jun 28^th, 2005, 10:02am)

Title: Y Beer is good for you.
Post by mynm156 on Jun 28^th, 2005, 10:02am

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory to his
buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed
first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In
this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers.

Title: Re: Y Beer is good for you.
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 28^th, 2005, 10:31am

Truth is that old brain cells don't actually die - they transmogrify into muscle tissue.

Take me old mum as a f'rinstance.

Twenty years ago there's no way she could have carried home $40 worth of groceries, yet today she can do it in one hand!

Title: Re: Y Beer is good for you.
Post by Frank_W on Jun 28^th, 2005, 4:51pm

True, that. :-/

The more beer I drink, the more muscle mass I gain on my abs. They are quickly becoming the most pumped area of my physique... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Y Beer is good for you.
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 28^th, 2005, 8:02pm

And if it wasn't for beer, ugly women would never get a naughty.

Title: Re: Y Beer is good for you.
Post by Frank_W on Jun 29^th, 2005, 8:16am

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