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(Message started by: AussieBrian on Jun 28th, 2005, 3:46am)

Title: Better days ahead
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 28th, 2005, 3:46am
What a bloody day!

Woke up with a kip 9, crashed the car on the way to work and lost my job 'cos I was late.

The missus heard about it, jacked up, and she's left  me for the milkman.

Now I'm sitting here quietly at the bar and this dirty great bikie walks in, steals my glass of poison, and drinks it in one huge gulp!

Fair dinkum, some days I could just spit.



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