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(Message started by: forgetfulnot on Jun 24^th, 2005, 12:35pm)

Title: useless boobs?
Post by forgetfulnot on Jun 24^th, 2005, 12:35pm

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

"So, how is everything going?" inquired God..

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and
sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is
wonderful,
but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking
them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on
bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve.
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc..........she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more
"symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at
this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that
you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I
will fix
it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the bushes.
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.

"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the
cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so
alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will
immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ... where
did I put the useless boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib?