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(Message started by: JDH on Jun 20^th, 2005, 2:06pm)

Title: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
Post by JDH on Jun 20^th, 2005, 2:06pm

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty four year olds?

Cause there's twenty of them! ;;D

Jim

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Post by Callico_Kid on Jun 20^th, 2005, 10:32pm

There was great rejoicing at his Alma Mater at the announcement of his acquital.

Bringem Young

jc

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Post by alchemy on Jun 21^st, 2005, 5:14am

michael jackson got a stomach ache, he ate a 10 yr. old sausage

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Post by AussieBrian on Jun 21^st, 2005, 6:35am

What's brown and slimey and found in little boys' underpants?

Title: Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
Post by JDH on Jun 21^st, 2005, 9:00am

Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing"

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Post by jcmquix on Jun 21^st, 2005, 3:08pm

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Post by sandie99 on Jun 22^nd, 2005, 9:02am

:-[

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Post by mynm156 on Jun 22^nd, 2005, 11:54am

What did the women on the beach say to M J?

Excuse me your in my son.

Title: Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
Post by JDH on Jun 22^nd, 2005, 12:04pm

on 06/22/05 at 11:54:05, mynm156 wrote:

What did the women on the beach say to M J?

Excuse me your in my son.

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Michael Jackson, proof of the American Dream.

Only in America can a poor, black boy grow up to be a rich, white woman.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Jim

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Post by JeffB on Jun 23^rd, 2005, 5:37pm

Q: Did you here about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich?
A: It's a 46 year old slab of meat between two twelve year old buns.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on crackers.

Q: Whats the worst stain to remove from a little boys underpants?
A: Michael Jacksons Make up

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Post by Frank_W on Jun 24^th, 2005, 9:18am

Michael Jackson.

ROFLMMFAO!!!!

"Walking Joke? Party of one? Your table's ready."

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Post by maffumatt on Jun 25^th, 2005, 7:50pm

http://www.alldumb.com/item/12169/

extremely funny !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by JeffB on Jun 28^th, 2005, 6:01pm

Mi [smiley=laugh.gif]chael jackson was spotted at K-Mart the other day......he heard they had boys pants half off.

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Post by Jonny on Jul 3^rd, 2005, 1:33pm

http://www.holylemon.com/DogMocksJacko.html

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Post by Frank_W on Jul 3^rd, 2005, 3:05pm

Gotta love Triumph, the Insult Dog. [smiley=laugh.gif]

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Post by totka2 on Jul 13^th, 2005, 7:15am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/640/michael_jackson.jpg

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Post by sassy_lady on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:46pm

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/home_alone.jpg

Title: Re: Place your Michael Jackson jokes here
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 26^th, 2005, 9:57pm

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/saddams_worst.jpg

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