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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jun 17^th, 2005, 11:11am)

Title: Family Crisis
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 17^th, 2005, 11:11am

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"Can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the man replies. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you can call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling your son back and we'll both be there tomorrow.

Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"All Set" he says, "They're coming in for our Anniversary and paying their own way!!"

Tom

Title: Re: Family Crisis
Post by jokrs2 on Jun 17^th, 2005, 10:28pm

LMAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Family Crisis
Post by sandie99 on Jun 22^nd, 2005, 9:15am

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Title: Re: Family Crisis
Post by sassy_lady on Jul 17^th, 2005, 7:10pm

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