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(Message started by: burnt-toast on Jun 15^th, 2005, 8:18pm)

Title: American Politicians
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 15^th, 2005, 8:18pm

A priest walks into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After his haircut, he askes how much it was.
The barber says "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord."
The next morning, the barber finds 12 bibles and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

That day, a police officer comes in and gets his hair cut and askes how much it was.
The barber says "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."
The next morning, he finds a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

This day a Senator comes in and gets a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was.
The barber says, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."
The next morning, the barber comes to work and finds 12 more Senators in front of his door.

Tom

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by sandie99 on Jun 16^th, 2005, 1:57pm

Politicians.... ;;D

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by bigAl on Jun 26^th, 2005, 6:24pm

Ugrateful Bastards! [smiley=pokeeye.gif]

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by Kiwiinoz58 on Jun 26^th, 2005, 8:09pm

Thought for the day'
Poloticians should never hold their farts in cos they travel up the spine to the brain and that's where they get all their shitty ideas from.

Kiwi

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 27^th, 2005, 6:19am

The worst thing about political jokes is that the rotten things get elected.

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 27^th, 2005, 12:36pm

on 06/27/05 at 06:19:46, AussieBrian wrote:

The worst thing about political jokes is that the rotten things get elected.

Excellent point, however must add......

And then re-elected - nothing worse than hearin' the same bad jokes over and over again. [smiley=crackup.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by Jonny on Jun 27^th, 2005, 7:36pm

http://fatboy.cc/index.htm

.....................................;;D

Title: Re: American Politicians
Post by burnt-toast on Jun 28^th, 2005, 8:55am

on 06/27/05 at 19:36:47, Jonny wrote:

http://fatboy.cc/index.htm

.....................................;;D

Jonny,

Great link! Reminds us that some political jokes aren't even funny. Nothing like having to endure decades of ramlings from a [smiley=looser.gif] that just won't flush.

Tom